User: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!
Cleverbot: Expecto Patronum!
User: What? Ha, you're dead!
Cleverbot: I just killed you!
User: No, I just killed you.
Cleverbot: I killed you before you could kill me!
User: How could I kill you if I was already dead?
Cleverbot: Touché! Being alive is great, isn't it?
Are you happy, too?
User: No, because you are still alive.
Cleverbot: No, that is MAD not mad!
User: I am Vladimir Todd.
Cleverbot: Hello Vladimir!
User: Hi. I am already dead and I need to feed. Can I feed on you?
Cleverbot: How are you casting spells then?
User: Well, I drank some stupid witch named Bertha Jorkins and took her wand.
Cleverbot: Champagne? Expensive tastes.
User: Well, no. Her blood tasted more like... Pennies.
Cleverbot: OK. Do you know any anime?
User: Um... I know of Naruto.
Cleverbot: What do you know about it?
User: Snow. She told me about it.
Cleverbot: That would explain a lot I suppose.
Cleverbot: Is your master good to you?
User: I don't have a master.